Anyway, the Gers have now started building for a fourth season on the journey, which really wasn't supposed to take as long as this. They've tried a novel approach, though, appointing a manager who appears to be competent (Mark Warburton), and their first two signings, Rob Kiernan and Danny Wilson, look to be pretty sensible...unless the online rumours of Wilson being on eight grand a week and Kiernan on more than four grand a week are true; given that the club have been getting by on soft emergency loans for the last few months, and still have the enormous spectre of Mike Ashley looming over everything they do, they maybe should be a bit more frugal. But perhaps the savings made on Lee McCulloch's wage packet probably give them a significant amount of leeway.
So, just for a bit of fun (after all, it's the summer, and there isn't much else to talk about), why not reminisce (or, if you're a Gers fan, wince) about all the signings that Rangers have made since they pitched up in Scotland's fourth tier just three years ago?
2012/13 - Scottish Third Division
| Rangers fans fell out of love with Ian Black pretty quickly |
Ian Black (114 appearances, 8 goals)
The first man to join the new era, the midfielder with an eye for a pass and a penchant for a punch-up was in the form of his life when he left financially-crippled Hearts for Ibrox; he even got a Scotland cap in August 2012. It was all downhill from there; Black seemed to take umbrage at getting kicked black-and-blue by lower league players - only he was allowed to do that - and whilst the aggression was as evident as ever (maybe even more so), the ability wasn't. The fans got on his back early, and whilst his second season was an improvement, he faded out of first team contention in the Championship. Now without a club, he's been linked with a move to MK Dons, while three years of Rangers wages should have ensured that he'll never need to take a sideline as a painter-decorator again.
Dean Shiels (80 appearances, 27 goals; still at the club)
Another player whose stock was at its highest before coming to Rangers, the Northern Irishman has enjoyed a wee renaissance recently after dropping back into a deeper midfield role under Stuart McCall. Shiels' main handicap was Ally McCoist's inability to use him effectively, as he wasn't a natural winger and was wasted in an attacking midfield role as his teammates simply punted the ball straight up to a target man. With one year left on his contract, he probably still has a future under the new regime.
Francisco Sandaza (19 appearances, 2 goals)
An embarrassing period for all concerned; the season before joining Rangers, the Spaniard had netted 14 times in the SPL for St. Johnstone, but the words 'cow's backside' and 'banjo' began to follow him around here. It didn't help that he broke a cheekbone only a few months into the season. He was then the victim of a hoax caller masquerading as a football agent, who got him to admit that he was only at Rangers for the money and wanted away; it gave the club a convenient excuse to sack a striker who had admitted to being on significant wages and who was playing poorly. Now back in his homeland, he banged in 16 goals for Girona in the Spanish Segunda Liga this season.
Kevin Kyle (15 appearances, 3 goals)
Given his long history of injury problems, a pay-as-you-play deal would really have made more sense; he was rarely used as anything other than an impact sub anyway, a big forward to bring on when a late goal was needed. The former Kilmarnock and Hearts player subsequently joined Ayr, and in summer 2014 was working as a storeman on a ship.
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| Emilson Cribari. Because every Scottish Third Division team needs a Brazilian centre-back |
Emilson Cribari (42 appearances)
Because, you know, it's really important to have a veteran Brazilian centre-back if you want to challenge for the Scottish Third Division title. Whether Cribari's previous Champions League experience came in handy on trips to Peterhead is unclear. A regular in his first season, Cribari was kept out of the team by Bilel Mohsni the following year, which is pretty damning. 34 years old when he left Scotland, he seems to have retired.Sebastian Faure (63 appearances, 1 goal)
A year before joining Rangers, Faure was playing at the under-20 World Cup for France. A centre-back who more commonly found himself playing on the right of a back four, he managed to see out his three year contract without ever actually establishing himself as a first-choice for any length of time. In January he revealed in an interview with a French journalist that Ian Black ate cakes at half-time during matches.
Anestis Argyriou (27 appearances)
The Greek right-back, despite having previously played for AEK Athens and for Greece's under-21s, looked like a right bombscare. Whilst a regular in the Third Division, he was sidelined that summer and eventually released in September 2013. After a brief period in Poland, he now plays in Cyprus.
Francesco Stella (no appearances)
Whether the Australian was signed as a result of Ally McCoist trying to order a beer whilst being quizzed about signing targets is unclear. The winger was incorrectly reported by the media as having made his debut as a sub against Elgin City, but never actually played for Rangers before returning to his homeland. He now plays in a semi-pro league in Australia.
David Templeton (83 appearances, 24 goals; still at the club)
Possibly the most galling example of the club's foolish largesse in the lower leagues. Rangers paid £700,000 for David Templeton. That's akin to £8,500 per appearance, or £15,000 per start, or £29,000 per goal. His final appearance for Hearts was at Anfield in the Europa League, where he scored; less than a week later, he was playing against Elgin City. Templeton was talented and inconsistent in his younger days; at Rangers he got frequently injured and, with time, his confidence seems to have taken a massive hit. He probably needs a run of games to get up to speed, but can they afford to give him that run of games? He has one year left on his contract; it'll be interesting to see if Warburton can get him out of this terrible slump.
Verdict - A lot of money in wages and transfer fees was blown here, with very little in return. The two still at the club (Shiels and Templeton) haven't been regulars for the last two seasons; it's hard to pick out anyone from this list who will be remembered with fondness by Rangers fans.
2013/14 - Scottish League One
Cammy Bell (56 appearances; still at the club)
Recipient of a Scotland cap during his days at Killie, I named him in this site's Team of the Year in 2012/13. Whilst he's not done much spectacular, Rangers have tended to suffer when he's been injured, with his understudies woefully inadequate in comparison. He missed most of the recent season after wrecking his shoulder, and finished it with an uncharacteristic, and untimely, blunder in the playoff against Motherwell which finally put paid to hopes of promotion. Bell will be the best keeper in the Championship this season.
Nicky Law (95 appearances, 25 goals; still at the club)
The English midfielder starred for two seasons at Motherwell with his energy and eye for goal in midfield, and initially he took that form to Ibrox. But over time he seems to have been dragged down by those around him, though there was a brief upswing in his play under his former 'Well boss McCall. Too often, he has been wasted in a wide role when he needs to be in the thick of the action. I expect he'll be a crucial figure in the season to come.
Jon Daly (71 appearances, 29 goals)
The big Irishman was a goal machine in League One, scoring 25 times in that campaign, but faded out of contention after the arrival of Kenny Miller and Kris Boyd. He wasn't helped by his longstanding knee complaint which prevented him from training regularly. Now a free agent at the age of 32, it'll be interesting to see if he can find a new club.
Nicky Clark (74 appearances, 17 goals; still at the club)
A departure from the club's usual signing policy, as Clark had made his name in the lower divisions. He was certainly a cheaper option than many of his teammates, and at times a superior one too. Whilst only intermittently in the team, his partnership with Kenny Miller was the most effective strikeforce the club had last season. However, his goal return has been nowhere near the 41 goals he scored for Queen of the South in 2012/13.
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| Arnold Peralta. Because every Scottish League One team needs a Honduran international midfielder |
Because, you know, it's really important to have a Honduran international midfielder if you want to challenge for the Scottish League One title. Peralta completed less than half of his four year contract, and never played again after being made the scapegoat for an abject home defeat by Hibs last season. Whether he was genuinely hopeless is unclear; a right-back or defensive midfielder by trade, he was often deployed on the right side of midfield by McCoist. He would have played at the World Cup for Honduras had he not been injured.
Steven Smith (35 appearances, 4 goals)
After three years away, at Norwich, Preston and Portland Timbers, Smith returned for a second spell at Rangers. He was never going to dislodge a fit Lee Wallace at left-back, so he only really saw action either when Wallace was injured, or when McCoist saw fit to deploy Smith at left midfield - a plan which rarely worked well. He did score the odd cracking free kick though, one of which came in the playoff tie with Queen of the South. He was one of the many to be released this summer.
Richard Foster (58 appearances)
It's remarkable to think that Foster was in the Scotland squad three years ago, during his first spell (on loan from Aberdeen) at Ibrox. That season, he earned a SPL winners medal; the last two seasons were not nearly so kind. Foster was a regular target for the boo-boys, and was often kept out of the team by Darren McGregor, a converted centre-back. He looked utterly devoid of confidence in the promotion playoffs. Still the right side of 30, I imagine he is capable of doing a job for someone, though it won't be Rangers.
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| Bilel Mohsni went out with a bang in his final appearance |
Twenty years from now, Rangers fans will still instinctively put their heads in their hands at the sound of his name. Remarkably, the Tunisian looked like a star when he first arrived - the influential site Tell Him He's Pele ranked him among the top lower league players in Scottish football in November 2013. Mohsni had all the physical attributes, and none of the mental ones. He seemed to think he could play like Franz Beckenbauer, and got caught out so often as a result. Judged a liability early in the Championship season, he went out in style by catching Motherwell's Lee Erwin with a beautiful right hook. His next club will have to wait for his seven match ban to expire before they can play him.
Steve Simonsen (30 appearances)
The veteran keeper, with English Premier League experience, seemed like a very capable backup goalie on paper. In reality, he looked every one of his years, and more besides, when replacing Cammy Bell. His second start, against Dundee United in a Scottish Cup semi, ended with him miskicking a clearance to Nadir Ciftci for United's third goal. Despite that, he was kept on for another year, but lacklustre performances in relief of the injured Bell...and a ban for betting on matches...led to him being dropped in favour of Lee Robinson.
Verdict - It feels a little like Law and Bell were dragged down to the level they were playing at, but both mostly looked a class above their opponents and will probably benefit from better management; Daly was great for a year; Clark hasn't stood out, but has at least been relatively inexpensive; Smith and Foster were letdowns, Simonsen was more trouble than he was worth, and I'll let you make up your own mind on Mohsni...
2014/15 - Scottish Championship
Kenny Miller (41 appearances, 8 goals; still at the club)
Back for a third spell at Rangers, the spirit was clearly still as willing as ever, but Miller's body, which turned 35 in December, just didn't have enough in the tank - a problem when your game is built about a high workrate and plenty of running. A regular in the Championship, mainly because of the ineptitude of others, he played often enough to trigger an automatic extension to his contract which will keep him in Govan until well into his thirty-seventh year.
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| Darren McGregor is undoubtedly the best signing of the newco era |
McGregor deservedly swept the club's Player of the Year awards for 2014/15 despite spending most of it in an unfamiliar right-back role, which says much for both his own attitude and those of many of his teammates. The former St. Mirren central defender should be an asset for plenty of time to come.
Kris Boyd (43 appearances, 10 goals)
A tally of three league goals left the striker joint-39th in the standings for top scorer in the Championship, though he was prolific in cup competitions at the start of the season. Expected to score like Casanova in a brothel, Boyd instead displayed the confidence of a pre-pubescent teen at a Miss World contest. It wasn't that he wasn't trying, but he was just dreadful in front of goal. He exited with a whimper, quietly released with ten others at the end of the season.
Marius Zaliukas (28 appearances, 2 goals; still at the club)
Seemingly not rated by McCoist, Zaliukas returned from the cold to become a regular under Stuart McCall; the Lithuanian was unspectacular but at least was rather less prone to blunders than some of the other defenders at the club. He still has a year on his contract, though the recent signings of Wilson and Kiernan would suggest his days are numbered.
Lee Robinson (9 appearances)
When Cammy Bell got injured, Rangers weren't confident enough that they could cope with a youth international, Liam Kelly on the bench. Instead they signed Robinson, who got his chance when Simonsen was pulled up for his trips to the bookies and proved himself to be slightly less hopeless. That doesn't mean he was particularly good, though, and he hasn't been kept on.
Haris Vuckic (22 appearances, 9 goals)
Part of the Newcastle quintet who arrived on loan at the end of the winter transfer window, it wouldn't be that harsh to claim that the Slovenian pretty much carried the team in the second half of the season; he was probably the best player in the Championship during this time. Given the ongoing ruminations between Dave King and Mike Ashley, I don't imagine he'll be back for next season.
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| Gael Bigirimana never actually played for Rangers, due to a 'mystery illness' |
Was this a bit of a scam? Rangers paid £5,000 per week towards the wages of their loanees, (with an ultimately unpaid bonus of £500,000 if they were promoted), but Mbabu and Bigirimana were never fit to play, while Ferguson managed just two appearances, in the promotion playoffs. Streete should have been ineligible (the SFA neatly fudged that issue) but it didn't matter as he wrecked a hamstring 45 minutes into his debut and was never seen again.
Verdict - Vuckic and McGregor were complete hits; Miller was useful to have for his experience, but not at such an extravagant wage; I don't think the rest will be remembered with positivity by the fans.
Twenty-eight signings, not many bonafide hits there. Or am I being unfair? One feels that Mr Warburton can hardly do a less effective job in the transfer market...
Lawrie Spence (LS) has ranted and spouted his ill-informed opinions on Narey's Toepoker since September 2007. He has a life outside this blog. Honestly.
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