Worst signings of the 2024/25 Premiership season (part 2)

This year's top ten, as promised. Numbers 11 to 25 can be found here.

In all the year's I've done this, I've not really had to think much about ranking players in the context of clubs releasing them because of run-ins with the police. How on earth do you quantify that? And is it possible to still think of this exercise as a bit of pointless fun when you're referring to allegations of assaulting a woman, or domestic violence?

Hopefully next year I'll be back to just ranking goalkeepers with chocolate wrists, defenders who can't defend and strikers who can't hit a cow's backside with a banjo again.

And on that note...

10. SHAUN ROONEY (ST. MIRREN)

Rooney looked like a fine signing by Stephen Robinson and picked up where he left off from his impressive time at St. Johnstone a few years back, offering a physical, attacking presence at right wing-back. Sadly, Rooney couldn't resist being a physical, attacking presence at other times as well, resulting in him being arrested and charged at the end of September with assaulting an 18 year old woman in a Glasgow chippy called The Blue Lagoon, as well as a breach of the peace against an 18 year old man. He was mutually consented a few weeks later. Rooney rejoined former club Fleetwood Town in January.

9. JAIR TAVARES (MOTHERWELL)

This signing looked strange at the time. Jair had hardly set the heather alight at Hibernian, but Stuart Kettlewell took a punt on loaning him at the end of August. The left winger wasn't an obvious fit in his system, and when he finally did start a game - in December - it was at right wing-back. That experiment didn't last long and the Portuguese has only just started appearing in squads again after disappearing for three months. At the time of writing he has played just 276 minutes of league football, with no goals and no assists.

8. RICHARD ODADA (DUNDEE UNITED)

The Kenyan international said all the right things when he pitched up to Tannadice - "I have good team-mates, good locker room and also a good coach". Unfortunately, flattery will get you nowhere. Odada was mostly stuck on the bench and couldn't crack the starting XI till December...and after three starts he seemed to have been discarded altogether before getting a move to Serbia on loan for the rest of the season. Odada still has another year on his contract, and now it's his manager who is saying all the right things - "We're not drawing a line under him. We firmly believe that he's a very talented player" - but it seems unlikely that there is a future at the club for him.

7. FILIP STUPAREVIC (MOTHERWELL)

Five years prior to pitching up at Fir Park, a then-nineteen year old Stuparevic signed for Watford for £2.5m. The Serbian under-21 international never made an appearance for them though; after some loan spells and a nomadic existence over the last few years, he signed for Motherwell on the back of a solid season in Slovenia. "I think everyone will see he can score, assist and work hard" said Stuart Kettlewell, who was so impressed by the striker's performance in the League Cup groups (one late goal against Clyde, and one start which saw him hooked at half-time) that he signed a million and one other forwards after that and punted Stuparevic out on loan to Morton. He actually did pretty well in Greenock, until he wrecked his anterior cruciate ligament in February. That in turn means that Motherwell are likely stuck with him till the end of the second year of his contract, though I think it unlikely that they will take up the year's option after that. 

6. SCOTT FRASER (DUNDEE)

Fraser's arrival at Dundee in September looked like a decent bit of business, even though he had hardly impressed at Hearts last season. But he picked up a groin injury after just three appearances which required surgery and a lengthy recovery. He has returned to training a few times only to break down and require further convalescence. Whether he contributes anything more to his club's fight against the drop, and before his contract expires at the end of the season, we shall see.

5. JADEN BROWN (ST. MIRREN)

Brown signed permanently in the summer after a solid spell on loan from Lincoln City at the end of last season. Unfortunately, he ranks high on this list because in October he pled guilty to three driving offences relating to driving while disqualified. He also pled not guilty to four others, including one where he was stopped by the police he claimed his name was actually "Dennis Adeniran". St. Mirren left him out of the team from the end of September and mutually consented him in November. There is a bit of a theme with St. Mirren this season...

4. ANDRES SALAZAR (HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN)

Salazar has played the same number of games for Colombia's national team as he has for Hearts (one), so his signing was seen as a bit of a coup; there was talk of Porto and some lower Serie A clubs being interested. However, the Colombian left-back's only appearance was in a defeat by Motherwell in August, and it quickly became clear that he had no hope of dislodging the impressive James Penrice from the lineup. It was best for everyone that his season-long loan was cut short in January. 

3. JOSEF BURSIK (HIBERNIAN)

It is not that much of a coincidence that Hibernian's uptick in form followed a change in goalkeeper. Bursik, signed on loan from Club Bruges, was absolutely honking. The nadir was a 3-2 defeat at Tannadice where he practically threw in two injury time goals, while he also had a mare at the other end of the street against Dundee a few weeks later. After that match, Hibs were bottom with eight points from thirteen games; since Jordan Smith went in goal they've managed forty-two points from twenty games and are third. To add insult to injury, David Gray couldn't get in another keeper in January and therefore insisted Bursik see out his loan, sitting on the bench every single week.

2. UCHE IKPEAZU (ST. JOHNSTONE)

This is exactly the sort of ranking that could come back to bite me, as Ikpeazu finally made an appearance for St. Johnstone last weekend as a sub at Hampden against Celtic. So now I've put him on the podium in this article he will almost certainly go off on a scoring spree that improbably saves the Saints from the drop. Mind you, he has only scored once in three years. That being said, Ikpeazu looked like a good signing at the time, offering the sort of physicality and link-up play Craig Levein needed up front, but ended up requiring five operations on his knee. Rumour has it he is one of the top earners at the club too. Still, if nothing else he should score plenty in the Championship next season, if he stays fit.

1. KEVIN VAN VEEN (ST. MIRREN)

As stated at the start, compiling this list stops being fun when you come to subject matter like this. Van Veen was still dining out on his unbelievable 2022-23 season at Motherwell when he pitched up at St. Mirren, though his dreadful loan at Kilmarnock last season (one start, no goals and eighteenth on last year's list) should really have scared them off. He didn't exactly impress in his five appearances for the Buddies. but the bigger issues were off the field - he was sent back to parent club Groningen at the start of November after appearing in court on charges of domestic abuse. It is absolutely grim stuff. 

Lawrie Spence has whinged about Scottish football on Narey's Toepoker since September 2007. He has a life outside this blog. Honestly.