Thursday, April 13, 2017

Worst Signings of the Premiership season (part 1)

This is the fifth season I've done a Worst Signings of the Season blog.  It doesn't get any easier...because I swear the number of potential candidates increases year upon year (it turns out I said this last year too!).  There are at least a dozen other players that could have made this list.  It seems to me that Premiership clubs are getting worse at recruiting.  On the other hand, the major culprits change every year - last season it was Celtic, and the year before it was Ross County; neither are mentioned often in this list.

The previous 'winners', for the record:

2012/13 - Rory Boulding (Kilmarnock), who was given a three year deal by Kenny Shiels and played only 4 games for the club.  A few days after I slagged him off he scored the winning goal for Dundee United that put them into the top six, purely to get it right up me.


2013/14 - Stephane Bahoken (St. Mirren), the French striker loaned from Nice who the Buddies sent back to France in January...only for Nice to decline to take him back because he wasn't eligible to play for anyone other than St. Mirren for the rest of the season.


2014/15 - Jim Fenlon (Ross County), possibly the worst full-back I've ever seen at this level.  His positional sense was so bad that it's hard to believe he was a professional footballer.  Maybe he just didn't care.


2015/16 - Rodney Sneijder (Dundee United) - Jackie McNamara's marquee signing with the famous brother, who played 20 minutes of football for the club before returning to Holland with personal problems.


As for this season, I think everyone can take a good guess at who's going to be at number one.  But let's leave that for another day, as we count down from 25 to 11...



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25= OLIVER DAVIES, MARK WADDINGTON, GEORGE GREEN (KILMARNOCK)
Erstwhile Killie manager Lee Clark's summer transfer strategy was basically to sign a gazillion youngsters, mostly on loan, and hope that a few worked out.  These are three loanees who actually left the club almost as quickly as they came.  Davies was a candidate for the list last year, after joining Killie on loan from Swansea and leaving within a matter of weeks because of injury.  This time round, he lasted even less time, legging it because it was apparent he wasn't going to get a game ahead of Jamie MacDonald.  What's sad is that everyone else knew that when he arrived.  Waddington returned to Stoke after just a month in which he started (and was hooked in) a League Cup loss to Morton and then had a minute-long sub appearance at Hamilton.  Green arrived on deadline day from Burnley and departed long before he was officially sent back in January.


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24. JASON BANTON (PARTICK THISTLE)
Who?  Exactly.  Apparently he's a winger who Thistle loaned from Crawley Town on deadline day in January.  He's been on the bench once, and didn't come off it.  Apparently he's had problems with a groin injury since then.  Given how well Thistle are doing, there's a decent chance he won't get on the pitch even if/when he gets fit again.  And no, I couldn't find a picture of him wearing Thistle colours.


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23. OSCAR GOBERN (ROSS COUNTY)
Who?  Exactly.  The midfielder joined from Mansfield in January and has played 45 minutes of a Scottish Cup tie for County.  That's it.  Given that County still give Martin Woods a regular game, that's a sad indictment of Gobern.


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22. YORDI TEIJSSE (DUNDEE)
Expectations shouldn't really be that high for a guy plucked from Dutch amateur football, but the loss of Kane Hemmings and Greg Stewart left Dundee desperate for a goalscorer...but instead they had a guy who looked like an Uruk-Hai from Lord Of The Rings, but was rather less dangerous.  Teijsse managed a solitary league cup goal, but disappeared from first team contention by the end of October.  He left on loan in January, and I doubt he'll be back for next season.


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21. DAPO KAYODE (KILMARNOCK)
Who?  Exactly.  He's an English right-back who signed for Killie in August, and who sat on the bench three times without ever actually making an appearance for the club.  He was last seen at the start of October, and was finally released last week.



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20. HENRI ANIER (INVERNESS CT)
Anier makes this list for the second time in three seasons, which doesn't reflect well on the Estonian.  He's looked about as dangerous as a newborn kitten up front for Caley Thistle.  To be fair to him he puts in a lot of running, just not necessarily in the right direction.  Sadly, his signing, like so many others by Richie Foran, smacks of "he's a player I've heard of who has played at this level before" rather than "this is the sort of player I'm looking for and I am going to utilize him in a specific role".


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19. LUKA BELIC (MOTHERWELL)
Who?  Exactly.  He arrived on loan from West Ham, and was never seen anywhere near Mark McGhee's first team.  A few months on, McGhee would tell Motherwell's AGM that it was "a sign of how low a standard English clubs feel the Scottish product is if they think a player of this standard would walk into an SPFL team".  Which suggests the manager never even scouted the Serb.  He left West Ham in January and joined a club in Slovenia.


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18. MALAURY MARTIN (HEARTS)
There's still plenty of time for the Frenchman to come good, but on his showings so far Hearts fans have every right to be aghast at the three-and-a-half year contract he was given in January.  He has shown precious little of the flair that was expected of him, and precious little of the effort that is demanded of him.  Not only was he subbed at half-time in the cup game with Hibernian, but he was then hooked at the interval in the replay too.  He's been limited to sub appearances since, and it remains to be seen whether he can bounce back.



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17. MARC KLOK (DUNDEE)
The Dutch midfielder previously had a spell at Ross County, where some supporters lamented that he never got much of a chance to show what he could do in a deep-lying role in only six appearances over a year.  Well, Dundee gave him even less time on the park - only 29 minutes of first-team action over two sub appearances, even though they were on a honking run - and let him go after less than three months.


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16. DORUS DE VRIES (CELTIC)
In some ways the Dutchman's signing was a success for Brendan Rodgers, as it spurred Craig Gordon to improve his distribution and become the sort of sweeper-keeper the Celtic boss desires.  In most ways it was a failure, given that De Vries is better with his feet than his hands.  He failed to keep a clean sheet in any of his five appearances, which included the 7-0 shellacking in Barcelona and poor goals conceded from distance against Inverness and Kilmarnock.


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15. CALLUM MORRIS (ABERDEEN)
The ex-Dundee United centre-back was brought in as defensive cover, and made a grand total of zero appearances for the Dons...even though their central defenders did not start the season impressively.  His contract was torn up in January so he could return to old club Dunfermline.


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14. LENNARD SOWAH (HEARTS)
Sowah actually played for Hamilton between October and January, and occasionally he looked fairly competent on the left side of a back three.  But never for a moment did anyone think a bigger Scottish club would come calling...yet he's been a fixture at left-back for Hearts for the last three months.  And he's been a complete haddy.  Goodness knows how he keeps Faycal Rherras, who was hardly decent himself, out of the side.


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13. ZAK JULES (MOTHERWELL)
Motherwell and Partick Thistle both went begging to English Championship side Reading in January for a young centre-back on loan.  Thistle got Niall Keown, whose arrival coincided in their defence becoming even more stingy and the team making a successful push for a top six place.  Motherwell got Zak Jules, who appears to have graduated from the Keystone Cops school of defending.  His own goal against Dundee was a particular joy to behold.  Depressingly, this guy has two caps for our under-21s, even though most people wouldn't trust him with scissors.


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12. LARNELL COLE (INVERNESS CT)
Cole had a few positive moments for Inverness, but not nearly as many as you'd hope for from a guy who was in the same Man United youth team as Paul Pogba and who once cost Fulham a seven figure transfer fee.  And he blotted his copybook badly by getting stupidly sent off for dissent in a critical game against St. Johnstone.  Ultimately he'll be remembered as a bit of a fancy dan who isn't the sort of player you need for a relegation scrap.


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11. CONOR SAMMON (HEARTS)
Hearts fans were insistent that I pick Sammon, even though the Irishman has been somewhat revitalized by a loan move to Rugby Park.  Despite playing several times together, Sammon's strike partnership with Tony Watt often gave the impression that they were on opposite sides.  He managed just a solitary goal for the Jambos, and was falling out of the first team picture even before Ian Cathro arrived.  I imagine the remaining two years of his Hearts contract will be ripped up this summer.


The top ten will come in a few days, honest...




Sunday, April 9, 2017

Talking Points from the Premiership

Can Aberdeen bounce back from this defeat?
Aberdeen will surely still finish second in the league - they still have a nine point advantage with six games to go - as long as they don't finish the season the way they finished the match with Rangers.  However, this result could have a big psychological effect for a long time to come; the spectacular collapse by the home side will not be forgotten quickly by anybody.

It will certainly give Rangers and Pedro Caixinha an enormous boost, though they fairly rode their luck in the second half as the host turned the screw.  After a disappointing couple of results which have already got the naysayers out in force, this win buys Caixinha some breathing space as he looks to build a squad for next season - surely more important than where Rangers finish in the table this year.

As for Aberdeen, they need to prove in the remaining weeks that this was not a blip - preferably by performing well at home to Celtic and at Ibrox after the split.  Another end-of-season stumble will just lend evidence to any suggestion that the Dons are not actually the second best team in the country, which could weigh on them into next season, when Rangers will be stronger. LS


ICT - Imploding, Capitulating, Terrible
Saturday was the day that the crowd at Caledonian Stadium - and possibly the team as well, given the loss of Larnell Cole to a petulant red card, their "to hell with this" attitude in the last ten minutes of the match, and captain Gary Warren's sending off after the match - gave up on Richie Foran.

Ironically, Inverness played well in the first half, and were still in with a shout of a result in the latter stages against a St. Johnstone side who were surprisingly flat.  But the complete loss of discipline and professionalism in the final minutes was just humiliating to watch.  It says something about some of the more senior players that Jamie McCart, the young defender on loan from Celtic, was one of the few who could hold his head high regarding his performance and attitude.

Foran's post-match interview was quite remarkable - an almost passive-aggressive lament where he practically gave the club reasons to sack him: "The main person who is not good enough is me.  I am obviously not doing my job right...it is not good enough.  I pick the team, I pick the shape."

The Irishman is beyond salvaging.  It takes a special kind of incompetence to go on a run this bad (1 win in 21 league games!!!) as most crap teams still fluke a few wins here and there.  Talk amongst the supporters is no longer whether he should be replaced, but how the club can find the money to pay off the remaining three years of the insanely long contract the rookie manager was given last summer.

But Caley Thistle need to move on from him now - not to avoid relegation, as even Sam Allardyce couldn't keep this bunch up - but to give his successor sufficient time to prepare for life in the Championship. LS



The tale of two Reading defenders
Congratulations to Partick Thistle on guaranteeing a top six finish, and with it their highest league finish since 1981.  And on their form since new year it is well deserved.  A year ago it was Motherwell who hit form in the Spring and hauled themselves out of a potential relegation battle and into the top half; they were the side Thistle beat to get over the line.

The Jags' recent success has been based around an outstanding defensive record; they've conceded only seven goals in their last twelve league games, though this was their first clean sheet in five.  They are outstanding at the back, with Tomas Cerny generally solid in goal, Liam Lindsay developing into a fine centre-back (though talk of a Scotland cap is very premature) and Adam Barton shining in either defence or midfield.

In January both Thistle and Motherwell brought in Reading centre-backs on loan.  Thistle signed Niall Keown - son of England international Martin - while Motherwell got Zak Jules.  Now, who do you think got the better deal?  Thistle have conceded six in Keown's nine starts; the accident-prone Jules has become a bit of a joke for his terrible blunders for the Steelmen.

How much luck is involved with such loan moves?  Did Thistle know Keown was so vastly superior, or did they just get a bit lucky?  It might have been the difference between top six and bottom six for them, while if Motherwell could currently call on a defender of Keown's quality they might not be in quite so much danger. LS



Accies showing signs of life
What's galling for Hamilton (and Ross County too, actually) is that Accies could and maybe should have won this despite playing the whole second half with ten men.  The ridiculous red card handed to Giannis Skondras changed the game; at that point Accies were well on top and deserving of their lead; in addition to scoring, Massimo Donati bossed the game from his holding role in front of the back four.

Even with the man advantage County toiled, particularly because of a lack of width; Ryan Dow kept cutting in from the left and with Kenny Van Der Weg offering little in attack on that side Hamilton weren't stretched.

In fact it was Hamilton who nearly nicked it when Alex Gogic blazed over late on.  A draw is okay for both but, for different reasons, both managers will look back on this as a game they should have won. LS 


Cowie inspires Hearts, and not for the first time
Believe it or not, Don Cowie is 34 years old.  You wouldn't know it from watching the amount of running he puts in for Hearts, though his discipline and determination during losing causes  - of which there have been plenty lately - shows why managers in England and at international level have appreciated him so much in the past.  His leadership is impressive, which makes it all the more puzzling that Perry Kitchen has the captain's armband.  As one Hearts-supporting journalist pointed out after the win over Dundee, Cowie is this team's true skipper.

The veteran's exploits, often the dirty work that rarely gets rewarded by the press or by the highlights editors, tend to often be forgotten unless he is actually involved in a goal.  On this occasion he got his recognition for setting up Ismael Goncalves' goal after a trademark burst forward from midfield.  But again he accomplished so much more both offensively and defensively.

Inevitably, Cowie will run out of legs eventually.  But he's under contract for another year and still looks in good enough shape to get through that without slowing down.  It's just as well for Ian Cathro who frankly could do with a team of Don Cowies right now. LS



Jordan Jones could be a very decent player
Same old Celtic, always winning comfortably without breaking much sweat.  So let's flag up their opponents, who briefly scared the Champions-elect with a Jordan Jones goal that briefly brought them level.

It wasn't a strike of the highest quality, bobbling in via a deflection, but it was reward for Jones' recent form.  Like most wingers the Englishman blows hot and cold, but he impressed last weekend at Inverness and again against Rangers on Wednesday.

Crucially Jones has the ability to get half a yard on an opponent from a standing start; he also has pace in abundance.  Still a rough diamond, he reminds one of Jonny Hayes when he first pitched up in Scotland.  There's a decent player there, if he's willing to work hard and if Lee McCulloch can coach him up. LS





Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Caley Thistle are going down

You wouldn't know it from reading the papers, or listening to journalists on t'wireless.  "They won the cup two years ago", they think.  "They've got players who are far too good to be relegated", they think.  "Their team spirit will shine through", they think.  "Eventually, the results will come", they think.  Heck, "they beat Rangers a few weeks ago", they think.

No-one seems to have twigged yet that Caley Thistle are going to be relegated from the Scottish Premiership.

On paper, they hardly look doomed.  The Highlanders haven't been cut loose at the bottom like Dundee United last season; they are only three points worse off than Ross County in ninth spot.  And this is a team with seasoned pros like Ross Draper, Gary Warren and Greg Tansey in it.  Their goalkeeper went to the Euros with Wales.  They got their talismanic centre-forward Billy Mckay back on loan at the end of January.

And yet this team has managed one win in eighteen league games since the end of October.  At this stage of the season, the table does not lie.

Caley Thistle are going down.


What John Hughes left behind
It would be a stretch to say that John Hughes left a total mess behind in Inverness.  The manager who took the club to Scottish Cup glory less than two years ago had correctly surmised that getting anywhere near repeating that feat, and the third place finish they managed in 2014/15, would be nigh-on impossible.  Yogi was fortunate enough to inherit a remarkably talented squad, and skilled enough to coach it up further.  

However, the meagre resources at his disposal meant that replacing the inevitable departures would have been difficult enough even had he been a skilled recruiter...which he is not.  Out of eleven signings in that final year, only Miles Storey - allegedly found by the club chairman rather than the manager - was an unqualified success.  The less said about Dani Lopez, Liam Hughes, Ryan Williams, Andrea Mutombo and others, the better.

Hughes' exit was not unexpected.  Nor was the decision to replace him with Richie Foran, who made his final appearance as a player on the last day of last season.  On the face of it, he was the cheap, easy internal option: he was one of the highest-paid players at the club, so he came off that particular wage bill.  And his decision to retain Hughes' assistant Brian Rice saved the club from having to pay off another member of staff.  But the Irishman had used his previous two injury-plagued years to earn his coaching badges, to get stuck in on the training ground, to learn.  He was groomed for this job, even if his turn came round a little quicker than expected.

That was the idea, anyway.

Foran's appointment was early enough that he had all summer to get the team ready, and to compensate for the departure of Storey plus some other first team players.  And the early games in the League Cup group stage (albeit against lower division opposition) were encouraging.  The team seemed to be combining the best bits of Yogi-ball (the possession and keeping the ball on the deck) whilst attacking with more pace and purpose.  A 7-0 demolition of League Two Arbroath, in which new striker Scott Boden scored a hat-trick seemed to, er, 'bode' well.

Then the opening league games came along.  And Inverness lost the first three, including a thumping at Tynecastle and a derby defeat which should have been much heavier than 2-3.  In the midst of that was another dreadful result, at Alloa in the last sixteen of the League Cup.  In each of the matches, the team looked outmuscled and outfought.  Ever since then, Caley Thistle have been playing catch up, both in terms of points and in their tactics, and have always looked one step behind.


More recruitment problems
The chairman has not let Foran down; he's been able to sign twelve players since becoming boss.  Only Billy Mckay has clearly improved the team, though Jamie McCart, on loan from Celtic, has shown plenty of promise.

Mckay was the fifth forward Foran has signed - the less said about Boden, Henri Anier and Dean Ebbe the better, though the ungainly Lonsana Doumbouya scored six goals before leaving for Austria in January.

McCart is one of four defenders brought in.  Kevin McNaughton was the highest profile, but the veteran ruptured his achilles in August.  Brad Mckay has had plenty of opportunities but after a bright start has regressed to the level he showed previously with Hearts and St. Johnstone.  The jury remains out on Louis Laing, formerly of Motherwell.

And, to provide creativity, Foran procured Larnell Cole, Billy King and Jake Mulraney.  All have shown occasional flashes of talent.  None of them have managed to sustain it for even a whole 90 minutes, let alone a run of games.


Unlucky with injuries and let down by senior players...
Foran has not been blessed with the luck of the Irish.  To lose a player as important as central defender Josh Meekings for much of the season is unfortunate.  Add in McNaughton's travails, and the ongoing knee problems afflicting Aaron Doran, plus an ever-revolving cast of injured players heading onto the treatment table for a few weeks at a time, and one can perhaps partially forgive the lack of any rhythm and consistency.

Worse, those remaining from the heady days of that Hampden triumph chose a rather bad time to collectively lose form.  David Raven, Ross Draper, Greg Tansey, Gary Warren...these are the players any manager would rely on to provide experience and backbone.  All four have had rotten seasons.  In Tansey and Draper's cases, some of that is down to their manager's failure to utilise them properly (more of that later).  Raven is now 32 and has simply gone from being a 'seven out of ten every week' player to a 'six out of ten' one.

Warren's dip is the most frightening.  One Ross County fan I talked to compared it to the way Grant Munro went from being a decent Premiership centre-back to a Highland League player in a single summer.  He just suddenly got old; he became even slower in action, and appeared slow in thought as well.  Foran has spent all season waiting for the defender to get over his slump.  Maybe he never will?

A collective malaise seems to have swept over almost all the senior players.  In goal, Owain Fon Williams has been hampered by back problems which have eroded his confidence badly.  Iain Vigurs has had a nightmare season and become the fans' whipping boy.  Only left-back Carl Tremarco, the club's Player of the Year by miles, and the returning Billy Mckay have done themselves justice.


...but most of the problems are of Foran's own making
So far this reads like an attempt to sympathise with Foran, to absolve him of blame.  That's about to change.  For plenty of the manager's problems are of his own doing.  Some flaws have been glaring from the beginning.  Others have become dreadfully obvious as the campaign has progressed.

The most blatant is his lack of tactical acumen.  Sometimes, such as in the defeat to Aberdeen I dissected for The Terrace in November, injuries have limited what he can do and it hasn't been hard for the opposition to expose the team's frailties.  Most of the time, he has no such excuse.  Derek McInnes had twigged that attacking the space left by the rampaging Tremarco with a striker would cause havoc.  On Hogmanay, Ross County did the exact same thing by deploying Liam Boyce in that area.  Even after the Aberdeen game, Foran had done nothing to identify and compensate for this weakness.

Moreover, on both occasions, and many others, the opposition had recognised that Tremarco was the sole 'out-ball' for Caley Thistle; cut off the supply to him on the left and they would punt the ball aimlessly forward.  This has been a characteristic of the dreadful run of the last five months.

Admittedly, Foran has tried to solve this, but with little joy.  He tried using a big striker, Lonsana Doumbouya, only for his teammates to resort to thumping it long even when they didn't need to.  He tried playing Vigurs in a deeper role alongside Tansey to improve retention of the ball, but this backfired spectacularly - Vigurs' lack of familiarity with that position, plus his lack of defensive awareness, made it harder to win possession in the first place and stifled Tansey's creativity, as well as costing many a goal.

More recently, bringing back Billy Mckay added some class to the attack, but the players still keep peppering him with high balls.  Draper keeps being pushed up the park to provide a target for these, on the assumption that he can hold up the ball because he is big.  He can't.  He is useful at breaking up play when it is in front of him, and not at all skilled in holding it up with his back to goal.  

And yet Foran has been using him like this for most of the season.  Bizarrely, the team's two best performances, home wins over Dundee and Rangers, have both come when Draper has played in his preferred defensive midfield role, with Liam Polworth providing energy and Tansey free to playmake as he does so well.  And yet the manager has reverted back to the previous tactics within a matter of a few games each time, even though they haven't worked at all.  


No tactics, no confidence
Vigurs has at times seemed undroppable; ditto Warren, who missed the Rangers win because of suspension.  Louis Laing and Jamie McCart had done okay in the veteran's absence, but in order to shoehorn him back into the team Foran first switched to three-at-the-back and then, this weekend, used Laing as a defensive midfielder.  In that match against Kilmarnock, Foran played no fewer than five starters out of position - Raven at left-back, Brad Mckay at right-back, Laing in midfield, Larnell Cole on the wing, and Draper in that advanced role.

The draw with Killie was a microcosm for Caley Thistle's problems all season long. The lineup made no sense against an opponent who plays with two wingers and two forwards every week.  This reinforces my own personal belief, which has grown over the course of the season, that Foran does little or no homework on the opposition.

He at least recognised the big problem Inverness had in the first half - admittedly, it was blatantly obvious - that Brad Mckay couldn't cope with Killie winger Jordan Jones.  And yet his solution was so simplistic it was embarrassing; switch around the full-backs.  Of course, Jones was instantly instructed to follow Mckay across and roast him on the opposite flank instead.  Thankfully the beleagured defender was subbed at half-time before more damage was done, but it was excruciating to watch Foran be outwitted so easily.

The plan of attack was simply to punt the ball at Draper and Mckay and hope it stuck (of course, it didn't).  Thankfully the latter expertly curled in a loose ball to offset Kris Boyd's early opener and earn a point.  Mckay only got one more chance all afternoon, and nearly scored that too.

As one would expect from a team which has won just once in nearly half a season's worth of league games, there is a massive confidence issue.  Players are not looking for the ball; when it arrives it is treated like a hot potato.  The frustration of some has become terribly evident.  Tansey spent most of the game watching the ball being thumped over his head and probably thinking of his upcoming move to Pittodrie.  Draper's anger at his deployment was palpable.

And Foran, at last, has started behaving like a man who has realized the mess he is in.  He cut an agitated figure on the touchline, appealing everything loudly (and quite abusively) and constantly fidgeting and muttering oaths after every mistake by his team. These actions show he cares; unfortunately, they do not really influence the course of a match.


Is all hope lost?
In truth, Caley Thistle are fortunate that their struggles have occurred during this remarkable season where every club in the bottom six is pretty rotten.  Normally a side with so few points would have been long cut adrift; the fact that ninth place is only one win away has disguised just how grim the situation is.

Worse, recent performances are not those of a team fighting for their lives; they are those of one that either is already relegated, or one that can't cope with the pressure of such a dogfight.  I mean, one win in eighteen!

The frame of this piece has been in my mind for months.  It was nearly written at new year, after defeat in Dingwall left ICT bottom over the winter break.  Then a dreadful midweek loss to Hamilton at the end of January almost led to its resurrection...only for the players to then come back from a two goal deficit to draw with Dundee a few days later - a result, like the subsequent win over Rangers, which gave most of us some false hope that a corner had been turned.  As a Caley Thistle fan I would love to be proved wrong, but the bottom line is that the team are playing like they're already relegated, not fighting for their lives.

As tempting as it is to demand Foran's head, I also draw the line at that.  I am a blogger, not an expert.  Therefore it is absolutely not appropriate for me to call for a man with a young family to lose his livelihood.  I would still love to see him make a success of this, and save us from Championship football next season.

I'll leave it up to the rest of you to decide on the likelihood of that happening.


Lawrie Spence (LS) has ranted and spouted his ill-informed opinions on Narey's Toepoker since September 2007.  He has a life outside this blog.  Honestly.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Talking Points from the Premiership

Can Cathro manage as well as coach?
Ian Cathro at least knows his tactics. Hearts gave Celtic a real scare in the first 20 minutes at Tynecastle. Playing two strikers, plus Jamie Walker in a free role, was risky but Cathro presumably reasoned that he had more chance of getting a result that way than sitting in and trying to survive an onslaught.

Then Scott Sinclair didn't so much score a goal as knock out a bottom rung from the Hearts house of cards. At the first glimpse of adversity they collapsed. The team lost their shape and their heads almost to a man (Don Cowie perhaps was an exception). Esma Goncalves was a microcosm of it all; outstanding in the first quarter of an hour, he let frustration overcome him. He spent more time moaning at teammates than hunting for the ball, and when he got it he tried to do everything himself.

Celtic can do that to a team, but a lot of inferior opponents have done that to Hearts too. Therein lies the concern. Cathro might be a great coach and planner, but can he actually manage players?

If not, he needs to learn soon. 4 wins in 18 league games is actually relegation form. And patience in Gorgie is starting to wear thin.



The big fight isn't just an issue for St. Johnstone
Let's face it, we all rather enjoyed the fracas at Hamilton. Given the impressive discipline and team spirit normally evident at St. Johnstone, it was quite flabbergasting to hear that two players had been sent off for fighting each other - and even more so that it was Ricky Foster and Danny Swanson, two of the more experienced ones.  When Darian McKinnon is acting as peacemaker then you know you're being a twat.

The incident will have significant ramifications.  Not least in Perth, where it'll be interesting to see how the club deal with it; Swanson is out of contract this summer anyway, but Foster recently signed a new deal and dismissal of both players seems a bit drastic.  The Saints' top six finish was guaranteed this weekend anyway.

It will also have a big influence elsewhere.  Accies nearly screwed up against nine men, but Alex D'Acol's winner could prove priceless for them.  They've moved off bottom and are within touching distance of Motherwell and Ross County.  Meanwhile, both players will be suspended for at least two games, the second of which is at Inverness.  Whilst Tommy Wright will surely be able to compensate for the absence of the duo, they will certainly be weakened as a result.  Foster and Swanson's bad behaviour could yet decide who goes down. LS



Considine's deserved moment of glory
There may well have been a few north east folk who opened up their Saturday morning Press & Journal, read about an Andrew Considine hat-trick in a 7-0 win for Aberdeen, and wrote it off as an implausible April Fools Day prank.

It was no joke.  Aberdeen dominated proceedings from start to finish, while Dundee were dismal. (Paul McGowan would later be reported as describing their performance as "s***e"...)  After the match, 'Consie' - who celebrated his 30th birthday on Saturday - was gifted the early present of the match ball from referee Alan Muir following the final whistle.  This was a wonderful moment for a man with bittersweet memories of Dens Park; having broken his leg at the same venue five years ago, on this occasion he turned in the kind of stats - three goals, a clean sheet and a man of the match performance - that would make a fantasy football manager drool.  

While such an outcome will occur once in a (dark) blue moon, the performance itself was one that Aberdeen fans have become accustomed to from one of their team's most consistent performers.  Aberdeen born and Banchory bred, Considine has known no other club than AFC, from the youth team through 14 seasons (and counting...) as a professional footballer.  

'Professional' is an adjective that perfectly applies to Considine as well; his physical fitness , combined with a willingness to play between left back and central defence as required, has seen him maintain his place as a regular in the first team.  (He has started all but 2 games in the Premiership this season alone.)  This is the kind of day that is just reward for one whose contribution more often than not goes unheralded.

Considine is now on 6 league goals for the season, the same number as the joint top goal scorers at third placed Rangers.  The weekend closed with Aberdeen holding a 10 point advantage - plus a vastly superior goal difference - with 8 games to go in the race to finish second.  The teams have still to meet twice more before the season's end, however it seems clear at present which side is the second best team in the country. MI



County's defensive errors have put them in peril
I think it's only fair that I point out again that I predicted Partick Thistle to finish sixth this season.  Even a stopped clock is right occasionally.

Everyone else is focussing - correctly - on Kris Doolan's outstanding achievement of 100 goals for Thistle.  So let's look at County instead. Jim McIntyre's post-match lament that they had blown their top six hopes was an understatement.  They remain very much in the relegation battle.  Remember how they nearly went down two seasons ago?  They have the same number of points as they did at this point during that awful campaign.  They've managed just five points from their nine league games in 2016.

That'll be mainly because of the ongoing defensive blunders.  If Doolan's first was a terrific shot on the turn which was largely unstoppable, the second was hugely preventable.  The forward is not a whippet, yet he left several County defenders to get on the end of a one-two.  It was a dreadful goal to concede, like so many they have let in this year.

Next up for County?  Dundee at home tomorrow night, then Accies away on Saturday.  If they can't get a decent haul from those two games, when will they next get points on the board? LS



Stephen Robinson uses Post-truth to get a point
Pedro can improvise.  Because of illness and injury, Rangers had to play Jon Toral and Andy Halliday in defence in the second half, and actually looked far better for it.  Even so, a draw at home to struggling Motherwell is hardly a decent result, and a ten point deficit to Aberdeen (plus a massively inferior goal difference) make a second place finish virtually impossible now.

'Well's new manager Stephen Robinson clearly did his team no harm with a nice bit of 'post-truth' to motivate them - claiming after the game that Caixinha had said in his press interviews that "we were going to lie back and we were coming to get beat".  He didn't, of course.  But if Motherwell's players thought that he did (better hope none of them follow STV Sport on Twitter) then it'll have been useful motivation.

One of the highlights of Caixinha's reign at Ibrox has been his pre-game analysis of opponents.  It's refreshing to hear that sort of detail in Scottish football.  However if he gets publicly and deliberately misinterpreted like this it'll surely discourage him from doing it in the future, which would be a shame. LS



And lastly...
Don't think for a second I've forgotten about Caley Thistle v Kilmarnock.  But hopefully I will do that proper justice later in the week.  Stay tuned...LS


Martin Ingram (MI) is our Aberdeen Correspondent.  Legend has it that he is the tallest man in the Red Army, and he has the greatest beard that Lawrie has ever seen.  He writes regularly for Aberdeen fanzine The Red Final.

Lawrie Spence (LS) has ranted and spouted his ill-informed opinions on Narey's Toepoker since September 2007.  He has a life outside this blog.  Honestly.